No Girls Allowed

drumkit - gerald dowd
bass guitar - k.c. mcdonough
acoustic guitar and vocal - robbie fulks
electric guitar - grant tye
steel guitar - brian wilkie
other voices - grant tye, jay o'rourke

Man! I feel like a dude.

Lyrics

No girls allowed, no girls allowed
And I’m gonna tell you how come right now

Back in school days, they gave you cooties
So I never touched no Jane or Judy
My simple wisdom: Girls forbidden
Except for Mama, that was different

Yeah my resolve slipped after grade 6
Now I’m all grown, and back to basics
I wear it loud and proud, the key to good living
No girls allowed -- just women

Look at them walking, that’s what I’m talking
Don’t they get purty north of 30
She runs the business, she owns that Lexus
She’s got a Porsche too (that was her ex’s)

Don’t need no coed, no centerfold spread
It’s like a bad beer – all flat and no head
I want an angel with a brain, that’s a real man’s heaven
No girls allowed -- just women

BRIDGE:
Gentlemen, can we just admit it?
We want someone that has what Mama had
Mama was no hot little pin-up
She was a tougher, better-looking Dad

Don’t give me no child thing, no girl-gone-wild thing
The one I give a ring won’t be giggling
Yeah, my fiancée, she’ll know some Bronte
And a little music beyond Beyonce

Hey, I ain’t putting down, it’s the cold truth
Mind over matter, experience over youth
And on the door to my heart these words are written
“No girls allowed -- just women”

Guitar Chords/Tab

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