Eggs Are Good Discography | Previous | Next Eggs Are Good Primary Performer: Robbie Fulks Written By: Robbie Fulks, Sieger, Sieger Song Version Audio No audio is available for this song. Comments And Related Links RELATED LINKS None No comments available for this song. Eggs Are Good appears on the following albums. Eggs Are Good does not appear on any known albums. Lyrics There's a small, round food I have oft enjoyed With a shell of white and a shape ovoid It's eggs Wonderful eggs Oh the farmer rises every morn at nine For his hens bear a gift for all mankind It's eggs Farm-fresh eggs There are golden eggs from a golden goose There are eggs that are green in the books of Seuss Green eggs Fairytale eggs I have eaten spinach, I have eaten kelp But the warm golfballs that the white hens whelp Put a spring in my step, bring delight to me When I eat half a dozen, I'm in eggstacy Yes, scrambled, deviled, poached, boiled, or fried Eggs are good, so long as they've died That's eggs Recently killed eggs When your egg is alive, you must send it back To go live with its mom in the chicken shack Full of eggs Living eggs But the dead embryos that the mom begets Are tomorrow's quiches and omelettes That's eggs Versatile eggs I have roamed to Ghana, I have Ghana to Rome Did Juneau that all they eat in Nome Is eggs Penguin eggs And Jamaican girls with their brown-skinned legs Smoke marijuana and they swear by eggs Funky eggs Reefer and eggs Oh, the egg has something for all humans Certain folk like the yolk, some like albumen Even men on the moon use the shell for ships That they fly through the night during each eggclipse Yes an egg a day keeps the doctor near And the bartender, too, as he drops in your beer An egg A great big fucking egg Oh eggs are good, good good good are eggs Eat them fresh as they fall from a chicken's legs Eat eggs Handfuls of eggs Grade-A, extra-large Fuel-injected, super-charged Eggs. Guitar Chords/Tab No Guitar Chords/Tab available for Eggs Are Good.